Dun, da da duuuuuuun! The Captain!!!
Riding his trusty Plasma Car, he cruises around the sandbox searching for crime to abolish, wrongs to right, and dropped candy to devour. Naturally, the ladies can't help but swoon as he flies by.
Not far behind is his trusty sidekick, Blankie Boy.
Blankie Boy draws his power through constant contact with his blankie, which was threaded from the wool of a sheep who's cousin knows someone who lived near the cite of a meteor impact. This mysterious blankie gives him the strength of ten... uh, one year olds.
They laugh at danger, they scoff at impossible odds, they get cranky without naps!
If you know of an injustice, Capt'n Underpants will be there on the double!!
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