Badge of (dis)honor

So after 4 babies, I have now entered a new level of parenthood.  I see the world in another light, a greater light.  I pity all those who have not entered this higher realm of parenthood.  The uninitiated.  I have now, this very day, joined the ranks of the most elite of fraternities: those who have ingested the vomit of a child.
I was laying on the ground lifting Ollie up above me, laughing.  Suddenly, the spinach and yogurt that I had fed him a mere hour prior projected out of said baby; straight into my own gaping mouth.  Straight into my mouth.  Straight... into... my... mouth.  Again, for emphasis: it was straight into my mouth.  Any event following pales in comparison, and is not worthy of mention.  That is all.